The Witch

I've never seen a witch properly use a broomstick.

What the artist is saying...

What the artist is saying with this piece is that we as human beings forcefully grab images with our eyes. The tentacles protruding from the eyeball are quite imposing and signify the aggressive act of staring. Also the man is bald. Bald men are known to be evil. He also has big ears and a prominent jaw. Big ears + big jaw = evil. Bald head + big ears + big jaw = super evil. Tentacle eyes + bald head + big ears + big jaw = destroy kill die evil. Now that I've truly examined this piece I can see the evil in it. My eyes! God damn you artist! The images are being processed and the evil is taking over my brain! Destroy! Kill! Die!

The Monster

We have captured a monster. Not sure what we're going to do with it yet. Probably destroy it. We're using new reinforced ropes to keep IT secure to the ground and reduce breakout potential. Many people have been poking the creature with sticks. It's a great family activity. We also might sell the monster. We've been talking to some leaders from the circus industry and they seem very interested. Whatever the case, the monster is captured. The people are now safe.

Picture Ripper

The person who ripped up this picture is in big trouble. NO ONE rips up a picture of a cowboy!! The cowboy must be respected on his horse, off his horse, and definitely in picture form. I must go now and create a poster. 

WANTED DEAD

Cowboy Picture Ripper

REWARD

$20,000

Sam the Bug

This is Sam the Bug. Entertainer, comedian, musician, producer, director, actor, and entrepreneur. He does it all. There's nothing he can't do. He's gifted at everything he does. He will tell you this and make sure you hear. "Things just come easy to me," he says. What a lucky little bug. It must be great being Sam. The only problem is that he's small and fragile, and if you step on him, his body will squish and ooze out green liquid. This is Sam the Bug. He's arrogant, annoying, and has six legs. If you see him, please squash him for me.

Boz

Greetings! 

I am Boz. My friends call me Bozzy. I am here to control your mind and tell you what to think. Listen to everything I say. I am very popular in my galaxy. People respect me, and if you respect me, you will feel much better about yourself. Don't think. Just listen. Refuse me and pay the consequences. I will destroy those who cross me. I will kill those who cross me. Listen to what I say. Open up your mind. Let me in.

First Flight

I knew this bird who refused to fly.

"Just because I have wings doesn't mean I have to fly?" that's what he used to say.

His parents were angry with him. "You're making us look bad!"

They sent him to The School for Troubled Birds. The instructors shot him out of a cannon. Not sure what happened to him after that. Some say he refused to flap. Others say he flapped far far away.