Sam the Bug

This is Sam the Bug. Entertainer, comedian, musician, producer, director, actor, and entrepreneur. He does it all. There's nothing he can't do. He's gifted at everything he does. He will tell you this and make sure you hear. "Things just come easy to me," he says. What a lucky little bug. It must be great being Sam. The only problem is that he's small and fragile, and if you step on him, his body will squish and ooze out green liquid. This is Sam the Bug. He's arrogant, annoying, and has six legs. If you see him, please squash him for me.

Boz

Greetings! 

I am Boz. My friends call me Bozzy. I am here to control your mind and tell you what to think. Listen to everything I say. I am very popular in my galaxy. People respect me, and if you respect me, you will feel much better about yourself. Don't think. Just listen. Refuse me and pay the consequences. I will destroy those who cross me. I will kill those who cross me. Listen to what I say. Open up your mind. Let me in.

First Flight

I knew this bird who refused to fly.

"Just because I have wings doesn't mean I have to fly?" that's what he used to say.

His parents were angry with him. "You're making us look bad!"

They sent him to The School for Troubled Birds. The instructors shot him out of a cannon. Not sure what happened to him after that. Some say he refused to flap. Others say he flapped far far away.