Wedding

Da Da DaDa Da Da DaDa Da Da DaDa Da DaDa Da DaDaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!

...and the men came by the thousands to marry their love and live happily ever after.

Eye Exam

Please remove your glasses and read the smallest line possible.

Alien Invasion

I snapped this photograph during the Alien Invasion. I guess superheroes are afraid of aliens. Who will save us now?

The Rich Bald Man and The Devil

Somebody was waiting for this little bald man to get rich.

The Flag

The flag is watching us...

Underwater Friends

I fell off a boat the other day and sunk to the bottom of the sea. I found these underwater friends there and they put on an underwater play for me! We hung out after the show and went on an underwater adventure. I met their friends and family. I visited their homes. I did it all. Before I left for land, we exchanged contact information. I call them daily on their underwater phone. These are my underwater friends. They are way cooler than my real friends.

Teeth Grinding

My dentist told me that if I keep grinding my teeth, I'll eventually look like drawing B.

Kid Catching

This is a classic way to catch kids. First, plant a big arrow in the middle of a forest. This arrow should point to some kid of path, because kids will always follow paths. Don't ever forget that. In this picture the path is made of stone. Not the smartest way to go. If you want to guarantee that the kids will follow the path, spend some extra dough and lay down some toys or candy. I never heard of a kid passing up a toy or candy trail. After that, it's all about house decoration. The house pictured above is multi-colored. Kids love that stuff. A house of colors = ha ha fun times in all kids minds.

How else can we decorate our homes to make kids want to enter them? Let's take five minutes to really think about it.

Coffee Lover

This guy really loves his coffee.

The Dolphin Man

He jumps through hoops, eats fish, flips in the air, makes squeaky noises, hits beach balls into the crowd with his nose, and does everything else a dolphin can do, but better!!!

I never seen the guy perform, but I hear he's amazing.

Crystal Ball

Crystal Ball For Sale

Selling my used Crystal Ball. Comes with fancy skirt. Works great and in perfect condition.

$250 firm. Serious inquiries only please.

Contact Lady Vezper
vezdoll43@gypsymail.com

16

I can drive a car. I can see Rated R movies. I can drink alcohol. I can smoke. I can have sex. I'm 16. I can jump out of a plane. I can argue. I can do anything. I'm 16. I can get in fights. I can wear what I want. I can say whatever I feel. I can do drugs. I can live forever. I can steal. I can, I can, I can. I'm fucking 16 years old!!! I can rule the world. I can stay out all night. I can do anything, but I just don't feel like it. I'm going to mall.